1. ghostgods:

    i really am the most predictable man alive

    (via lehnscherr)

     
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  4. nthn27:

    I thought this was funnier than I should have

    (Source: satans-jizz-princess, via indifen)

     
  5. (Source: kisamas, via 7eggs)

     
  6. positive-memes:

    A little dose of wholesomness

     

  7. scumfuckus:

    scumfuckus:

    apparently when i was born the…guy after the midwife? the baby doctor? was this russian guy with HUGE hands who just sorta. squeezed my head (my dad says he was worried that he was gonna crush me like a coke can) and was like “this is a strong baby”

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    (via socialjusticeichigo)

     

  8. paper-mario-wiki:

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    me finishing 2018 before i realize that i still have many more years left to go

    (Source: paper-mario-wiki, via weenie-kun)

     

  9. obamallamatime:

    Hello, Police? I accidentally stepped on my cats foot and need to be arrested

    (via paddfootandprongs)

     

  10. gayhallmonitor:

    The capybara was the world’s largest rodent until I was born

    (Source: mothguys, via millersix)

     
  11. (Source: sairenji, via fuckinjaeger)

     
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  14. brightindie:

    You gotta date someone u can have fun at a grocery store with

    (Source: indiedreams, via 7eggs)

     

  15. smstransformers:

    smstransformers:

    burningitdownn:

    may 2019 bring you your “i’m doing better than i ever was” moment

    Why only may?

    Wait never mind I’m fucking dumb

    (via fuckinjaeger)